▷ Ibai Llanos and his unstoppable obsession with streaming

Ibai Llanos doesn’t just stream. He inhales pixels, exhales Wi-Fi, and wakes up with a Twitch notification ringing louder than his alarm clock. If streaming were a sport, he’d already have seven Super Bowl rings, his own Wheaties box, and maybe even a Disney documentary narrated by Morgan Freeman. Ibai doesn’t talk to friends in real life anymore; he just sets up a live broadcast and lets millions watch him decide between pizza or kebab, as if that were the next presidential debate.

The man treats his gaming chair like a throne, his headset like a crown, and his chat like a royal court full of unpaid jesters. Who else could turn a random Tuesday night into a global event just by clicking “Go Live”? He doesn’t simply game or commentate. He baptizes every ordinary second into a trending clip on Twitter. Honestly, if Wi-Fi were water, Ibai would be a majestic dolphin doing backflips 24/7 while the rest of us are just gasping goldfish.

There’s a kind of magic in watching Ibai yell at FIFA referees like they owe him rent money, then pivot into interviewing celebrities as if he’s Jimmy Fallon with a Spanish accent and a lot more Doritos on his desk. He has turned streaming into an Olympic marathon of attention span, surviving on the sacred food pyramid of Red Bull, memes, and unshakable stamina. The man could narrate paint drying and still rack up more views than the actual Super Bowl halftime show.

Yet somewhere in his streaming cave lies the mystery: does Ibai ever log off? Rumor has it he once tried, but his internet router filed for abandonment issues. In truth, he’s less a man now and more a permanent online broadcast with facial hair.