
Tell us who the gift is for and include the personal notes that describe what this obsession means to them. This information helps us understand their world so we can create a piece that feels genuinely personal.

Using your notes as our guide we write a personalized article that celebrates their unique obsession. Before printing we share it with you so you can confirm that the message reflects exactly what you want to express.

Once you approve it we print the article with care pack it beautifully and send it on its way. The framed gift arrives ready to be enjoyed appreciated and remembered.
To officially recognize an obsession
Proof of owning an original article from us.
Serial number proving it's one-of-a-kind.
Ready to proudly share on social media
$139.00
This framed editorial piece is the perfect gift for anyone who treats their aquarium as a peaceful universe full of personality color and underwater charm. Written in the signature The Roast Times style, it highlights the humor passion and serene devotion that define true aquarium lovers. Each article is printed and framed with careful detail, and it includes a QR code placed at the bottom of the framed piece. That same footer features a subtle mention of the person giving the gift, allowing the buyer to become part of the emotional meaning behind the tribute.
Every framed piece carries a unique serial number that marks it as an original collectible. When the QR code is scanned, the recipient accesses a personalized digital certificate that celebrates their aquarium obsession and validates both the authenticity and the serial number of the piece.
The buyer becomes a co creator of the final article. After the order is placed, we send the draft for review so the buyer can approve it refine details or request adjustments. This shared experience transforms the framed article into a meaningful keepsake built together and treasured by aquarium lovers everywhere.
• Ayous wood .75″ (1.9 cm) thick frame from renewable forests
• Paper thickness: 10.3 mil (0.26 mm)
• Paper weight: 189 g/m²
• Lightweight
• Acrylite front protector
• Hanging hardware included
• Blank product components in the US sourced from Japan and the US
How to attach hooks on 24″ × 36″ horizontal frames:
Place each of the mounting hooks 1 inch (2.5 cm) from frame corners when hanging horizontally.
Stephen from Seattle treats his aquarium like a full time universe where he is both president and unpaid intern. He stares at his fish with the intensity of someone watching a championship game. He once skipped a movie night because he needed to adjust one tiny underwater plant by half an inch. His family says he whispers encouragement to his fish like they are training for the Olympics. Stephen proudly claims his aquarium is the calmest place in the galaxy.
People say Stephen can identify his fish by the sound of their bubbles which is nearly impossible but somehow believable. He rearranges decorations like he is designing underwater real estate. He checks water temperature with dramatic purpose and reacts faster than lifeguards when a filter makes a suspicious noise. Stephen believes every tank has a personality and his job is to keep its drama levels low.
Stephen insists aquarium life keeps him centered even though he spends so much time staring at water that he sometimes forgets actual chores. He once created a feeding schedule so detailed it looked like a NASA launch plan. He organizes colorful stones by emotional vibe and treats algae remover like sacred treasure. Friends swear he talks to his fish about life advice and says they listen better than humans. Stephen believes every ripple is a sign of underwater brilliance.
People who know Stephen say he sees aquariums everywhere even in random reflections. He evaluates fish tanks in restaurants like a strict inspector. He studies aquatic plants with the seriousness of someone choosing baby names. Every glowing tank lights up his mood instantly and he believes fish are the best therapists nature ever invented because they judge no one and eat consistently.
Stephen your aquarium devotion is iconic. Keep creating underwater magic because your passion humor energy and fish whisperer spirit make your world brighter and surprisingly relaxing for everyone around you.
Yes, of course. Once your order is placed we will contact you so you may review the article and confirm that everything looks exactly as you expect before it goes into production.
We wait up to 24 hours after sending your completed article and try to reach you during that time. If we do not receive a response we proceed with printing and framing based on the information you provided when you placed the order.
Our framed articles are written in English, as this is the official format of The Roast Times. If you would like the article in another language you are welcome to contact us and we will gladly review the request with you.
Creating your article takes between 24 and 48 hours. After you review and approve it we print and frame it in about 48 hours. Shipping time then depends on your state and follows standard delivery timelines within the USA.
It depends on what you prefer. If you want it delivered to you simply enter your address at checkout. If you want it delivered directly to the person you are gifting it to enter their address instead.
We currently ship only within the USA. All orders are produced and delivered to any state in the country.
Yes, you may. Real photos make the framed article even more personal. We only ask that you confirm you have permission to use the image, which in most cases simply means the person is aware you are preparing a gift for them. By placing your order you acknowledge that the photo is yours to use, and with that confirmation we can create your piece without any concern.
Yes, you may. Simply add one article to your cart for each person. If you do not find a theme that matches what you need you are welcome to contact us and we will personalize it for you. For larger corporate orders it is advisable to reach out to us directly so we can prepare a tailored solution for your group.
It is an added value included with your order and it complements the framed article beautifully. The certificate recognizes the person for their obsession in a meaningful and celebratory way, creating something they can feel proud of and may wish to share with others.
We do not share any of the personal information you provide when placing your order. Everything you send is used only to create your framed article. Your details and any photo you upload stay safe and are never shared with anyone.
The page where the digital certificate is hosted is not indexed on Google, therefore it will not appear in search results. Only individuals who have the direct link can view it. The URL contains a unique certificate number, ensuring that only the protagonist may share it with whomever they wish and in the manner they prefer.
No. The article is printed only in its physical version and delivered directly to the protagonist. If the protagonist would like us to publish their article digitally in the blog section they may contact us and we will gladly accommodate the request.
We only share an article on @theroasttimes if the protagonist gives clear permission. By default we do not post any customer article. Many clients choose to share it themselves and tag us, but we never publish anything without approval.
Yes, you may. Simply contact us and we will locate your original order and prepare a new framed article for you.
Yes, your online certificate stays active permanently. The only exception would be if the project were to end for reasons beyond our control, which is not something we plan.
Your satisfaction is our priority. If anything does not meet your expectations you may contact us and we will work with you to make the necessary adjustments. If there is any issue with the print or the frame we will replace it at no additional cost. We always ensure you receive a piece you truly appreciate.