
Tell us who the gift is for and include the personal notes that describe what this obsession means to them. This information helps us understand their world so we can create a piece that feels genuinely personal.

Using your notes as our guide we write a personalized article that celebrates their unique obsession. Before printing we share it with you so you can confirm that the message reflects exactly what you want to express.

Once you approve it we print the article with care pack it beautifully and send it on its way. The framed gift arrives ready to be enjoyed appreciated and remembered.
To officially recognize an obsession
Proof of owning an original article from us.
Serial number proving it's one-of-a-kind.
Ready to proudly share on social media
$139.00
This personalized framed article is the perfect gift for someone entering military retirement because it captures their discipline humor legacy and well earned transition into civilian life. Instead of offering another generic present this piece delivers something deeply emotional and unmistakably personal. Each article is written uniquely for the protagonist and crafted to highlight their milestones quirks routines and the unmistakable identity shaped by years of service. It becomes a keepsake that feels thoughtful meaningful and designed specifically for them rather than something pulled randomly from a store shelf.
What makes this product truly stand out is the blend of storytelling humor and heartfelt appreciation. The framed article includes a printed QR code at the bottom that discreetly mentions the buyer and connects directly to the digital certificate. When scanned the QR verifies authenticity validates the serial number and displays the certificate dedicated entirely to the protagonist. This digital layer elevates the experience and makes the piece feel official collectible and modern.
Buyers also participate creatively by reviewing and approving the draft before the piece is produced. This means you help shape the story, ensure every detail feels right, and co create something genuinely meaningful. Military retirement is a major milestone and this framed article honors it with admiration warmth and a touch of humor that makes the tribute unforgettable. Whether displayed at home or office it becomes a conversation piece a badge of honor and a reminder of everything they accomplished with dedication and pride.
• Ayous wood .75″ (1.9 cm) thick frame from renewable forests
• Paper thickness: 10.3 mil (0.26 mm)
• Paper weight: 189 g/m²
• Lightweight
• Acrylite front protector
• Hanging hardware included
• Blank product components in the US sourced from Japan and the US
How to attach hooks on 24″ × 36″ horizontal frames:
Place each of the mounting hooks 1 inch (2.5 cm) from frame corners when hanging horizontally.
Sgt. Thompson from San Antonio approaches retirement with the same precision he used to fold uniforms so sharp they could probably slice through Texas heat. People say he plans his mornings like battlefield strategies even when the only mission is choosing coffee. He carries the calm confidence of someone who has navigated stormy deployments and still remembers birthdays on time. Now he enters civilian life with a steady stride, treating every new routine like a well earned victory lap.
Those close to Thompson swear he cannot sit still even during “rest days” because his brain keeps scanning for objectives like a retired superhero who forgot he retired. He reads manuals for fun, organizes his garage by color and purpose, and wakes up before sunrise without alarms. His family jokes that the local hardware store will soon know him by first name.
Civilian life has unlocked a new hobby for Thompson which is perfecting the science of relaxing. He studies outdoor grills the same way he once studied operational guidelines. He times his steaks with the focus of someone trained to measure seconds. He enjoys walks through the neighborhood like reconnaissance missions only now the enemy is boredom and he refuses to lose. Each day he discovers a new joy in ordinary life and treats it with appreciation earned through years of service.
His retirement ceremonies included proud handshakes, laughter, and enough stories to fill a mini series. Thompson took it all in with humility because he never served for applause. He served because it was part of who he is someone dependable disciplined and steady. Now he carries that same energy into peaceful days filled with hobbies grilling experiments and well deserved quiet.
Thompson this piece celebrates your service your discipline and your legendary transition into peaceful chaos. Thank you for showing that retirement can be heroic in its own everyday way.
Yes, of course. Once your order is placed we will contact you so you may review the article and confirm that everything looks exactly as you expect before it goes into production.
We wait up to 24 hours after sending your completed article and try to reach you during that time. If we do not receive a response we proceed with printing and framing based on the information you provided when you placed the order.
Our framed articles are written in English, as this is the official format of The Roast Times. If you would like the article in another language you are welcome to contact us and we will gladly review the request with you.
Creating your article takes between 24 and 48 hours. After you review and approve it we print and frame it in about 48 hours. Shipping time then depends on your state and follows standard delivery timelines within the USA.
It depends on what you prefer. If you want it delivered to you simply enter your address at checkout. If you want it delivered directly to the person you are gifting it to enter their address instead.
We currently ship only within the USA. All orders are produced and delivered to any state in the country.
Yes, you may. Real photos make the framed article even more personal. We only ask that you confirm you have permission to use the image, which in most cases simply means the person is aware you are preparing a gift for them. By placing your order you acknowledge that the photo is yours to use, and with that confirmation we can create your piece without any concern.
Yes, you may. Simply add one article to your cart for each person. If you do not find a theme that matches what you need you are welcome to contact us and we will personalize it for you. For larger corporate orders it is advisable to reach out to us directly so we can prepare a tailored solution for your group.
It is an added value included with your order and it complements the framed article beautifully. The certificate recognizes the person for their obsession in a meaningful and celebratory way, creating something they can feel proud of and may wish to share with others.
We do not share any of the personal information you provide when placing your order. Everything you send is used only to create your framed article. Your details and any photo you upload stay safe and are never shared with anyone.
The page where the digital certificate is hosted is not indexed on Google, therefore it will not appear in search results. Only individuals who have the direct link can view it. The URL contains a unique certificate number, ensuring that only the protagonist may share it with whomever they wish and in the manner they prefer.
No. The article is printed only in its physical version and delivered directly to the protagonist. If the protagonist would like us to publish their article digitally in the blog section they may contact us and we will gladly accommodate the request.
We only share an article on @theroasttimes if the protagonist gives clear permission. By default we do not post any customer article. Many clients choose to share it themselves and tag us, but we never publish anything without approval.
Yes, you may. Simply contact us and we will locate your original order and prepare a new framed article for you.
Yes, your online certificate stays active permanently. The only exception would be if the project were to end for reasons beyond our control, which is not something we plan.
Your satisfaction is our priority. If anything does not meet your expectations you may contact us and we will work with you to make the necessary adjustments. If there is any issue with the print or the frame we will replace it at no additional cost. We always ensure you receive a piece you truly appreciate.