This website www.theroasttimes.com is owned and operated by SEO by Yoni FZC, a legal company in the United Arab Emirates. Throughout the site, the terms we, us, and our refer to SEO by Yoni FZC. SEO by Yoni FZC offers this website, including all information, tools, and services available from this site to you, the user, conditioned upon your acceptance of all terms, conditions, policies, and notices stated here.
By visiting our site and or purchasing something from us, you engage in our Service and agree to be bound by the following terms and conditions these Terms, including any additional terms and policies referenced here or available by link. These Terms apply to all users of the site, including without limitation users who are browsers, vendors, customers, merchants, and or contributors of content.
Please read these Terms carefully before accessing or using our website. By accessing or using any part of the site, you agree to be bound by these Terms. If you do not agree to all the terms and conditions of this agreement, you may not access the website or use any services.
Any new features or tools added to the current store shall also be subject to these Terms. We reserve the right to update, change, or replace any part of these Terms by posting updates on our website. It is your responsibility to check this page periodically for changes. Your continued use of or access to the website following the posting of any changes constitutes acceptance of those changes.
Online Store Terms
By agreeing to these Terms, you represent that you are at least the age of majority in your country or region of residence. You may not use our products for any illegal or unauthorized purpose, and you may not, in the use of the Service, violate any laws in your jurisdiction.
A breach or violation of any of the Terms will result in an immediate termination of your access to the Service.
General Conditions
We reserve the right to refuse service to any person for any reason at any time. You understand that your content excluding credit card information may be transferred unencrypted and may involve transmissions over various networks and changes to conform and adapt to technical requirements of connecting networks or devices.
Credit card information is always encrypted during transfer over networks.
Accuracy, Completeness, and Timeliness of Information
We are not responsible if information made available on this site is not accurate, complete, or current. The material on this site is provided for general information only and should not be relied upon or used as the sole basis for making decisions. Any reliance on the material on this site is at your own risk.
Modifications to the Service and Prices
Prices for our products are subject to change without notice. We reserve the right at any time to modify or discontinue the Service or any part of its content without notice. We shall not be liable to you or to any third party for any modification, price change, suspension, or discontinuance of the Service.
Products and Services
Certain products or services may be available exclusively online through the website. These products may have limited quantities and are subject to return or exchange only according to our Refund and Returns Policy.
We have made every effort to display as accurately as possible the colors and images of our products. We cannot guarantee that your device display of any color will be accurate.
We reserve the right to limit the sales of our products or Services to any person, geographic region, or jurisdiction. We may exercise this right on a case by case basis.
Custom Articles, Review Process, and Production
Our main product consists of custom written framed articles and their corresponding digital certificate. Each article is created in a humorous and fictional editorial style that forms part of the creative identity of The Roast Times. As part of this style, an article may include dramatized descriptions, exaggerated behavior, or fictional scenarios that have not occurred in real life. These elements are intentional, form part of the narrative experience, and are included to enhance the playful tone and storytelling of the final piece. They are not mistakes or inaccuracies but a core part of the artistic work and the ADN of The Roast Times.
After you place your order, we contact you using the information you provide so you can review the article and confirm that the names, details, and overall tone are correct before printing and framing.
Once we send you the completed article for review, we wait up to twenty four hours and make reasonable efforts to reach you during that time. If we do not receive a response or approval within that period, we proceed with printing and framing based on the information and instructions you provided at the time of purchase. By placing an order, you authorize us to move forward on that basis if you do not reply within the stated review window.
The online certificate associated with the article is intended to remain available permanently. However, if the project or platform must be discontinued or significantly modified for reasons beyond our control, we reserve the right to remove, archive, or change the way certificates are displayed. In such a case, we will make reasonable efforts to preserve the essence and recognition of the certificate experience.
If you are not happy with the final result, your satisfaction remains our priority. You can contact us so we can review your case. If there is any problem with the print or frame quality, we will replace it at no additional cost. If the concern relates to wording or details, we will work with you to find a reasonable solution and, where appropriate, issue an updated version.
Cancellations
You may request to cancel your order only before the printing and framing process begins. Once an order has entered production or has been shipped, cancellation is no longer possible.
We are committed to your satisfaction and encourage you to contact us if there is any issue with your order so that we can evaluate options such as corrections, reprints, or other solutions in line with our Refund and Returns Policy.
Intellectual Property and Ownership of Content
When you purchase a custom article, you acquire a physical product and access to its associated digital certificate for personal use, display, gifting, and sharing. However, all copyrights and other intellectual property rights in and to the written article, editorial style, narrative structure, layout, graphic design, logos, brand names, digital certificate design, and any other creative element on the print or certificate remain the exclusive property of SEO by Yoni FZC and its licensors.
You receive a personal, non transferable, non exclusive license to use, display, and share the physical print and its digital certificate for private, personal, or gift related purposes. You may not reproduce, edit, publish, distribute, or use the article, design, or certificate for commercial purposes without our prior written permission.
All trademarks, service marks, and trade dress used on the site or in our products are owned by us or used under license. Nothing in these Terms grants you any rights in such marks or trade dress except for the limited personal use described above.
Image Disclaimer
Some of the example images and cover mockups shown on our product pages are created using artificial intelligence technology and are used only for commercial demonstration purposes. These images are not photographs of real customers and do not represent actual delivered products. Their sole purpose is to illustrate the creative style and visual concept of our framed articles. All final printed articles are created uniquely for each customer using the personalized content provided during the order process.
Responsibility for Photos and Submitted Content
As part of the ordering process, you may provide personal information, descriptions, stories, and photos of the person being celebrated in the article. By uploading or submitting any photo or image, you confirm that you have full permission and the legal right to use that image, and that you have obtained any necessary consent from the person featured and from the photographer or rights holder.
You acknowledge that you are solely responsible for any misuse or unauthorized use of any photo or content you provide. You agree that SEO by Yoni FZC is not responsible for verifying image rights and that you will indemnify and hold us harmless from any claims related to the images or personal content you submit.
We store the photos and content you provide internally only for the purpose of creating your article, maintaining the corresponding digital certificate, and handling possible future requests such as reprints or updates. We do not sell, publish, or share these photos with external parties except as necessary to provide the Service, such as printing and fulfillment, in line with our Privacy Policy.
Humor, Satire, and No Offensive Intent
The articles and certificates produced by The Roast Times are creative works intended purely for humorous, celebratory, and satirical purposes, in the style of a friendly roast between people who appreciate each other. Our content is not created with any intention to offend, defame, or harm the reputation of any person.
By purchasing our products you understand and accept that the tone is playful, ironic, and satirical, and that it is meant to be received as lighthearted humor. The content is not intended as a statement of fact about the person featured but as a form of expressive opinion and creative storytelling.
To the maximum extent permitted by applicable law, our satirical and humorous content is protected as creative expression, including under principles of freedom of speech and the First Amendment to the United States Constitution for customers and use within the United States. You agree that you will not use our products or services for any harassing, hateful, or unlawful purposes.
Billing and Account Information
We reserve the right to refuse any order you place with us. We may, in our sole discretion, limit or cancel quantities purchased per person, per household, or per order. If we make a change to or cancel an order, we may attempt to notify you by using the email address or phone number provided at the time the order was made.
You agree to provide current, complete, and accurate purchase and account information for all purchases made at our store. By placing an order, you confirm that you have read and accepted our Privacy Policy, these Terms and Conditions, our Shipping Policy, and our Refund and Returns Policy.
Third Party Tools and Links
We may provide you with access to tools provided by third parties over which we do not monitor or have any control. You acknowledge and agree that we provide access to such tools as available and as found without any warranties, representations, or conditions of any kind. We shall have no liability arising from or relating to your use of optional third party tools.
Certain content, products, and services available via our Service may include materials provided by third parties. We are not responsible for examining or evaluating the content or accuracy of third party materials and we do not warrant and will not have any liability in relation to such materials.
User Comments and Feedback
If you send creative ideas, suggestions, proposals, plans, or other materials comments, whether online, by email, or by postal mail, you agree that we may, at any time and without restriction, edit, copy, publish, distribute, translate, and otherwise use in any medium any comments that you forward to us. We are and shall be under no obligation to maintain any comments in confidence, to pay compensation for any comments, or to respond to any comments.
You agree that your comments will not violate any right of any third party, including copyright, trademark, privacy, or any other personal or proprietary right, and will not contain unlawful, abusive, or obscene material.
Personal Information
Your submission of personal information through the store is governed by our Privacy Policy, which explains in detail how we collect, use, and protect your information.
Errors, Inaccuracies, and Omissions
Occasionally there may be information on our site or in the Service that contains typographical errors, inaccuracies, or omissions that may relate to product descriptions, pricing, promotions, offers, shipping charges, transit times, or availability. We reserve the right to correct any errors, inaccuracies, or omissions and to change or update information or cancel orders if any information in the Service or on any related website is inaccurate at any time without prior notice, including after you have submitted your order.
Prohibited Uses
In addition to other prohibitions set out in these Terms, you are prohibited from using the site or its content for any unlawful purpose, to solicit others to perform unlawful acts, to violate any international, federal, provincial, or state regulations or laws, to infringe upon or violate our intellectual property rights or the intellectual property rights of others, to harass, abuse, insult, harm, defame, intimidate, or discriminate, or to upload or transmit viruses or malicious code.
We reserve the right to terminate your use of the Service or any related website for violating any prohibited use.
Disclaimer of Warranties and Limitation of Liability
We do not guarantee, represent, or warrant that your use of our Service will be uninterrupted, timely, secure, or error free. You agree that your use of or inability to use the Service is at your sole risk. The Service and all products and services delivered to you through the Service are provided as available and as found, for your use, without any representation, warranties, or conditions of any kind, either express or implied, except as expressly stated by us.
In no case shall SEO by Yoni FZC, our directors, officers, employees, affiliates, agents, contractors, or service providers be liable for any indirect, incidental, punitive, special, or consequential damages arising from your use of any of the Service or any products procured using the Service, or for any other claim related in any way to your use of the Service or any product.
Indemnification
You agree to indemnify, defend, and hold harmless SEO by Yoni FZC and our affiliates, partners, officers, directors, agents, contractors, licensors, service providers, and employees from any claim or demand, including reasonable attorneys fees, made by any third party due to or arising out of your breach of these Terms or the documents they incorporate by reference, your violation of any law, or your violation of the rights of a third party, including rights related to any photo or content you submit.
Severability
If any provision of these Terms is determined to be unlawful, void, or unenforceable, such provision shall nonetheless be enforceable to the fullest extent permitted by applicable law, and the unenforceable portion shall be deemed severed from these Terms. Such determination shall not affect the validity and enforceability of any other remaining provisions.
Governing Law
These Terms and any separate agreements whereby we provide you Services shall be governed by and construed in accordance with the laws of the United Arab Emirates, without regard to conflict of law principles. For customers located in the United States, nothing in this clause limits any mandatory rights you may have under applicable United States law with respect to freedom of expression and consumer protection.
